Men Are From Home Depot, Women Are From A.C. Moore (#634)
03.14.07
Women got all the cool superpowers. Where men gained the ability to memorize sports trivia, play video games, handle power tools, and belch, women gained more useful skills like knitting, interior decorating, and making babies. There are those that would argue that the last one isn't so much a "superpower" as, you know, "biological reproduction." But I defy them! - if _I_ can't do it, it MUST be a superpower. Other female superpowers I wish I had: Getting my whites whiter. Getting my pasta Al Dente. Getting the mildew stains out of my shower curtain. Sending Thank-You cards. Knowing the difference between a "vase" (vAs) and a "vase" (vozz). Watching Lifetime movies without projectile vomiting. And cleavage. ... Just tossin' that last one out there. It'd be pretty useful.
03.14.07
Women got all the cool superpowers. Where men gained the ability to memorize sports trivia, play video games, handle power tools, and belch, women gained more useful skills like knitting, interior decorating, and making babies. There are those that would argue that the last one isn't so much a "superpower" as, you know, "biological reproduction." But I defy them! - if _I_ can't do it, it MUST be a superpower. Other female superpowers I wish I had: Getting my whites whiter. Getting my pasta Al Dente. Getting the mildew stains out of my shower curtain. Sending Thank-You cards. Knowing the difference between a "vase" (vAs) and a "vase" (vozz). Watching Lifetime movies without projectile vomiting. And cleavage. ... Just tossin' that last one out there. It'd be pretty useful.
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