I'm still here!
06.06.14
I have been writing, but haven't had the time to sit down and draw. Don't worry, comics are still forthcoming! (+)
06.06.14
I have been writing, but haven't had the time to sit down and draw. Don't worry, comics are still forthcoming! (+)
So long, PW
05.13.14
PW refuses to list my ad space because I don't get enough hits. Yet PW does nothing to get me additional hits. So long adbox, you were useless when I installed you and you're useless now. (+)
05.13.14
PW refuses to list my ad space because I don't get enough hits. Yet PW does nothing to get me additional hits. So long adbox, you were useless when I installed you and you're useless now. (+)
Going Social!
03.27.14
I should have feeds pimping me out to tumblr, facebook, twitter, and G+. Please let me know if any of these break down! And like/follow me on all of them! Your love means nothing, but your links are a social commodity worth at least a couple pennies. (+)
03.27.14
I should have feeds pimping me out to tumblr, facebook, twitter, and G+. Please let me know if any of these break down! And like/follow me on all of them! Your love means nothing, but your links are a social commodity worth at least a couple pennies. (+)
All Caught Up!
02.13.14
I think this gets us up to speed and re-launched with all of the main story arcs. Victorious! (+)
02.13.14
I think this gets us up to speed and re-launched with all of the main story arcs. Victorious! (+)
What we need..
02.11.14
This strip is huge. We need a way to highlight stories and characters in a digestible format.
Wiki? Yes? Any other ideas? (+)
02.11.14
This strip is huge. We need a way to highlight stories and characters in a digestible format.
Wiki? Yes? Any other ideas? (+)
Galactic Graffiti (#985)
07.29.14
Fast forward six billion years to where some alien is sitting at the control console of a vast satellite dish array, sipping a mug of space-coffee out of a mug that reads "World's Greatest Binnaum". The needles suddenly tremble, lights blink, and screens erupt with life. This message - "EARTH RULES! ALIENS CAN SUCK IT!" - flashes across the screen. Unfazed, he leans over his console and pushes a bright red button labeled "YOUR MOM!", and a counter-volley is launched back across the cosmos, to be received by nobody in another six billion years. This was not the first time this has happened, and it will not be the last.
07.29.14
Fast forward six billion years to where some alien is sitting at the control console of a vast satellite dish array, sipping a mug of space-coffee out of a mug that reads "World's Greatest Binnaum". The needles suddenly tremble, lights blink, and screens erupt with life. This message - "EARTH RULES! ALIENS CAN SUCK IT!" - flashes across the screen. Unfazed, he leans over his console and pushes a bright red button labeled "YOUR MOM!", and a counter-volley is launched back across the cosmos, to be received by nobody in another six billion years. This was not the first time this has happened, and it will not be the last.
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